Thursday, July 19, 2007

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An open letter to The Bangalore Torpedo a.k.a gutless mofo

maga BT, The stuff you have written on your blog and bias about Kannada movies is hilarious! Probably you were trying to come up with an enlightening piece of creative writing and it has backfired and went up the holes you never imagined existed. Surprised? Don't be because shit like this happens when you have an agenda and present it an utterly crass language and not think about covering your ass in the process.

The original piece you wrote in Bangalore Bias makes a terrible terrible reading that I wouldn't even use to wipe my ass with. Your prejudice and predisposition and agenda are on full display.

The hyped, made up and "projected" numbers don't make a movie successful. If that was the case and if Shivaji were to make anywhere near the "hyped" numbers, all the other movies of your excuse-for-a-hero would be non-successes or to steal from your fantastic vocabulary "semi-successes".

You say dwindling number of Kannada movie fans! Only an idiot like you can say that and that too after the recent huge successes. You probably also have no idea that they screen Kannada movies outside Karnataka and India.

Man your agenda against Dr Raj's family makes you say things that are funny and frankly hilarious.

Your last paragraph on the auto-drivers is one of the cheapest lines I have seen written, once again you show what a bottom feeding scum you are.

Subsidy/less tax for an industry is at the discretion of the government on whether it wants to support an industry. Airbus gets subsidy in EU, Boeing, Wal-Mart and zillion other entities in US, our in farmers in India get subsidies, so does our Steel and Textile industries. Why point out something only in this case? What did you have to say about Infosys when they got their hundreds of acres of land on subsidized prices? Yak sisya, ninna hottege bantha? And your line on Supreme Court decision on Karnataka over other movie taxes is completely FALSE.

You right with a complete anti-Kannada agenda and claim that you are a Kannadiga. Your headline reads, "We upset the natives" who the f^&* is "we" and who the f^&* is "natives". Did you lose sight of what Mr."grr" wrote among all the bad English your brethren were using? Any comments on that shit?

Just so everyone is clear, master blogger BT has the right to say whatever he wants and semi-successful Sudeep does not. In case you didn't know, Sudeep has more money than all your fathers (yes plural) combined. You are a sore loser on your own terms.

"You are as Kannadiga as it gets?" My ass you are. What was the last Kannada movie you watched? Oh you watch movies that only make money, with excuse-for-a-hero doing monkey tricks, with digitally enhanced fake white skin and blonde hair! Dude there is a limit to the inferiority complex, but this is unreal. How many Kannada books have you bought and read? What Kannada newspaper do you read? What Kannada TV channel do you watch? Fake f^&* .

"I choose not to see Kannada films that are made these days because I am exercising my freedom of choice". It is freedom of choice only when there is no bias/predisposition and it's made with full knowledge. Do you know filmmakers like Kasaravalli, Belawadi, Sheshadri exist and are actively making films?

So you watch a Kannada film like "Accident" and you go watch a Tamil film like Sivaji! Way to compare apples to apples moron.

Show me a film industry in India that doesn't have "prancing in snow in Alps"? And what did your excuse-for-a-hero do in Sivaji? Same shit. It is called "double-standards" mofo and it's oozing out of every little orifice in ur body and making me take a dump and vomit at the sametime.

"Ive actually praised Rajnikant because of his movies, his personality,demeanor and retention of a humble nature despite his huge success." movies? Which ones? The REMAKES or the ones with monkey tricks or the ones in which he brown-noses a certain fat blind politician?

"Most of these language oriented fellows have a dangerous streak of fascism in them", nice writing jerk "language oriented"? You need to take your head out of your call center bosses ass and spend a second thinking abt "double standards", "self respect" and "fascism".

"Nobody will go see a movie just because its in Kannada" precisely! No one is arguing with ur ass there. Now try this "I will not watch this movie just because it is in Kannada", this is what your article is about and that's exactly what your "fascist" brethren are arguing against.

Is this rational enough for your pinhead?

Barla,
IrsuMursu.

PS: And to all the BT fans, seriously get a fuckin life bitches. You read this crap and think it's worth coming back again? This shitmouth is worse than the RJs he craps about.

PPS: maga BT, I ran the spellchecker on this shit, so don't go looking for spelling mistakes! Try to read the contents for a change and respond if you have balls or anything of that sort. If you couldn't find any, go watch an old Dr Raj classic preferably a mythological one, might help you grow some.